A Good Reason To Avoid Telling Polish Jokes In Polish Bars

A customer at a bar asked the bartender if he would like to hear a Polish joke.

The bartender pointed to a very large and well muscled man at the end of the bar and said, "That fellow down there, he is Polish."

Then he pointed to an even larger man playing pool and holding a pool stick in his hands and said, "That big fellow there, he is also Polish."

Finally the bartender picked up a baseball bat and then replaced it behind the bar and leaned over, whispering dramatically, "I am also Polish. Now, would you still like to tell your Polish joke.

The customer quickly replied, "No, I guess you're right, I don't want to tell that joke. I would have to explain it three times.