A Sickly Childhood

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepare to be intimate for the first time. As the husband removes hi shoes he exposes his feet and his toes are twisted and knotted. He confesses, "When I was young I had tolio."

"Don't you mean polio?" the wife asks.

"No, tolio, it only affects the feet," he answers. Then he removes his pants and when she sees his deformed knees the husband admits, "I also suffered from kneeseles." The gracious new wife says it is no problem, she loves him and wants to continue.

The husband then removes his underwear and the bride sadly asks, "Oh no, don't tell me you also had smallcox!"