A Thousand Wonderful Valentine's

A lady in line at the Post Office was puzzled to see a man spraying women's cologne on a large box with hundreds of Valentine's Day envelopes in it.

"I'm so curious, may I ask what you are doing?" the lady said.

He answered, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine's Day cards scented with ladies cologne and inscribed 'You Know Who'."

"Why would you be doing that," the lady wondered aloud.

"It's simple," the man replied. "I'm a divorce lawyer."