Back The Way He Came In

A doctor who was a cardiac specialist had died, and at his funeral, per his request, his coffin was placed in front of a huge model of the human heart. When the preacher had finished the sermon and the funeral was concluded, and everyone had said their final goodbyes, the heart opened up, the coffin rolled into the heart, and the heart then closed.

One of the men in the audience was overcome with a giggling fit, bursting into laughter.

The man next to him asked, "Why are you laughing at a funeral sir, it seems rather rude?"

"I'm sorry, I was thinking of my own funeral." he replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."