Hear This, My Bride

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other's hands for sign language, or lips to lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me just reach over and squeeze my breast two times. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my breast only one time.

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him she should "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times."