Heaven's Gate

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.

They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. St. Peter tells them that he can assure them of getting into Heaven if they can present something that represents the Spirit of Christmas.

The first man searches his pockets, and finds a sprig of mistletoe. He explains that he saved it as a reminder of the first Christmas kiss he shared with his wife.

The second man presents a small stuffed toy, explaining that it was one of many he had purchased to give to poor children in his community.

The third man pulls out a pair of sexy black fishnet stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."