How The Irishman Tripled His Luck

Paddy was an Irishman who happened upon an old lamp and while rubbing it clean was lucky to have a powerful genie emerge from the lamp and say, "You have freed me, I shall grant you three wishes!"

Paddy immediately says, "I sure do love my Guinness, I would like a bottle that is always full."

The genie blinks and Paddy has his bottle. He takes a long swig and is amazed when he finds the bottle still full of ice cold beer.

"Did you say I get three wishes?" Paddy asks.

"Yes," the genie replies.

Paddy excitedly says, "Hell, I'll have two more of these then!"