How Retired Folks Keep Busy

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop over on Main Street. I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tires.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog crap. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a damn. I came into town by bus.