If You Have One And Only One Wish...

An Englishman, an American, and a Pole have been stranded on a desert island for years when they find an old lamp, rub it, and a genie appears. The genie grants them each one and only one wish.

Without hesitation the Englishmen quickly says, "I wish I was back home in London." In a flash of smoke and light he vanishes.

"I wish I was back home in New York City," the American says, and again smoke and light and he disappears in a poof!

"Oh man, it's so lonely here now," the Polish man says. "I sure wish my two friends were back here with me."