Last Requests

Two men are sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day. The warden asks the first man, "Do you have any final requests?"

The man replies, "Yes. Could you play the Macarena one last time?"

"Certainly," replies the warden, then turning to the second condemned man he asks, "And you, any final requests?"

The second man says, "I'd like to go first."

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