Living In A Two Story House Can Cause A Divorce

A man goes to court to seek a divorce and the judge asks him "Why do you want a divorce?"

"Your Honor, I live in a two story house." the man replies.

The judge says, "That's no reason to get a divorce."

"Sure it is," the man replies, "Whenever I suggest we have sex she has two stories. Either she has a headache or it's "that time" of the month!"