Marketing Explained, But What Are You Selling?

Marketing Explained

Cold Calling - At every opportunity you tell every girl you meet, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"

Internet Marketing - Your online dating profile gets right to the point and says, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"

Direct Marketing - You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"

Advertising - You convince a friend to help you out and she goes up and says, "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?"

Telemarketing - You get her phone number and call and chat her up a while and then say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"

Customer Relations - You recognize her somewhere and approach her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"

Hard Selling - You are totally charming, say all the right things, and make it obvious you are an excellent catch. Then you seal the deal and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"

Branding - She comes up to you and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"

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