Marketing Explained, But What Are You Selling?
Marketing Explained
Cold Calling - At every opportunity you tell every girl you meet, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"
Internet Marketing - Your online dating profile gets right to the point and says, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"
Direct Marketing - You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?"
Advertising - You convince a friend to help you out and she goes up and says, "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?"
Telemarketing - You get her phone number and call and chat her up a while and then say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
Customer Relations - You recognize her somewhere and approach her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
Hard Selling - You are totally charming, say all the right things, and make it obvious you are an excellent catch. Then you seal the deal and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
Branding - She comes up to you and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"