Mother Superior, For Real
The Mother Superior in a large Catholic convent school was going through the class, asking each young lady what she wanted to be when she grew up.
One cute 12 year old girl said, "I want to be a prostitute."
The Mother Superior was shocked, her face reddened and she gasped, "What... did... you... say?"
The young girl simply shrugged and repeated clearly, "I want to be a prostitute."
"A prostitute?" The Mother Superior smiled and said, "Oh, praise God! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!"