One Very Dedicated Wife

A couple were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary and the man asked his wife if she had ever been unfaithful to him.

"Three times," she answered.

A little dismayed, he asks when this happened.

"Well," she began quietly. "Remember that time you wanted to start a business and could not get a loan? I slept with the bank manager so he would agree to finance you."

"You made that sacrifice for our future?" the husband surprisingly answers. "That is kind of sweet. But when was the second time?"

"Oh," she goes on. "Remember when you needed that dangerous surgery? I slept with the famous surgeon and he agreed to do the experimental procedure."

"You saved my life!" the husband exclaimed. "What a sacrifice. But there was one more time?

"Yes, there was," the wife answers slowly. "Remember that time you wanted to be president of the golf association at the country club, but you were 57 votes short..."