Santa's Helper

A little boy is spending Christmas Eve at his Grandma's house. Getting ready for bed, he hangs his stocking on the fireplace mantle, leaves out some milk and cookies for Santa Claus, and then shouts loudly, "Dear Santa, please bring me a new bike for Christmas!"

Grandma sticks her head out of her bedroom and says, "Hush up in there, Santa isn't deaf."

"I know," says the little boy. "But you are."