The 2 A.M. Lecture

A middle-aged businessman was stopped at 2 A.M. by the police, walking home in what appeared to be a drunken fashion, stumbling through the streets.

The officer asked the man where he was going and he explained that he was just headed to a lecture on the importance of a stable home life, and the ill effects of smoking, drinking alcohol, and staying out at night rather than sleeping.

"Really? And just who would be giving a lecture at two in the morning?" the cop asked.

The man replied, "That would be my wife."