The $2,000 Fish

Two men go on a week-long fishing trip, and they spend a fortune on travel, accommodations, renting a boat and gear and such. All week long they fished most of the day and never caught a thing. Finally in the last hours of their last day they catch one tiny fish just before having to pack up to head home.

On their way home both men are very depressed. One man turns to the other and tells him, "Do you realize that the one tiny little fish we caught cost us almost $2,000!"

The other man perks up excitedly and says, "Really? Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more of them!"