The Naked Truth

A farmer became increasingly worried about traffic speeding along the road next to his farm. He contacted the local authorities and explained that he was afraid that a car might hit a stray cow or his tractor, so they agreed to put up a sign to slow traffic down.

They put up a slower speed limit sign, but the traffic continued to speed along.

The next week they added a sign saying 'Pedestrian Crossing', but still the traffic sped quickly by.

A week later the police erected a new sign reading 'SLOW - Children at Play', yet even this had no effect on the speeding cars.

The farmer told the police and the workmen he had an idea, and he was going to make his own sign and put it up. The next day the policeman stopped by and was amazed as he watched the traffic creep slowly by along the farm road. Looking up he saw that the new sign read 'Caution - Nudist Colony'.