Tiger Woods' Last Hole in One

The Pope and Tiger Woods happened to die at the same time and met on their way to their prospective destinations. Due to some unforeseen complications at the Pearly Gates Tiger Woods is allowed into Heaven and The Pope is cast into Hell!

Only a few short hours later the mistake is realized and the two again meet on their way to their proper eternities. The Pope says, "Tiger, sorry for you, but I was so worried for a while. I have always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

Says Tiger, "I think you're too late."