Will Work For Food

A homeless guy knocked on a man's door and asked if he could do some work around the house for food.

The homeowner thought about it and said, "There's some white paint behind the house. If you paint my porch I will feed you as much as you can eat."

The homeless guy agrees, and goes around back where he finds white paint, brushes, rollers, all he needs, and he set to work.

Less than a half-hour later he knocks on the door of the house and tells the man he is finished. The man says, "Finished? Already? I thought it would take hours to do that paint job, that's a pretty big porch."

"Oh, it's not that big at all," the bum replies. "And by the way, that's not a Porsche, that's a BMW."