He Fought A Whole Gang Of Bikers

A man approached the Pearly Gates and asked St. Peter to be admitted into Heaven.

"I can only admit you to Heaven if you have performed at least one good deed," St. Peter explained.

"Oh, well that is easy," the man replied. "I once saved a young woman from a vicious gang of Hell's Angels bikers. I ran over their bikes with my car, then I got out of the car and jumped on the leader and held him down by his ponytail until the girl was able to escape."

"Really?" St. Peter asked. "That is admirable but the incident does not seem to be in our records. When did this happen?"

The man said, "About five minutes ago."