Sometimes You Have A Reason To Be Falling Down Drunk

An extremely drunk man got up to leave the bar, but he was so absurdly intoxicated that he simply fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him still passed out sleeping on the doorstep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Er, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."