How To Have A Long, Long Life

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical examination.
“Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years and reach 100 years old?” he asks.

“That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?”
“No," the man answers.

“Do you drink?”
“No, absolutely never," the man answers.

“Do you fool around with loose women?”
“No, of course not," the man answers.

”Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?”