Remember Bill Clinton

President Bill Clinton had just returned from a vacation in Arkansas and walked down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.

At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman stepped forward and remarked, "Nice pigs, Mr. President."

Clinton replied, "I'll say, these are genuine Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. What do you think?"

The soldier replied, "Nice trade, Sir."