Meanwhile, Back in Hell...

A Christian walks into a bar and says, "I will have a glass of water, as Jesus turned water to wine."

A Muslim joined the Christian at the bar and said "I too will have a glass of water, as Muhammad taught my people alcohol leads to violence and sin."

Finally a Jew joins the two at the bar and says, "I will also have water, as Moses leaving the land of Egypt could have wanted nothing more."

The three sit down at their table and have a deep meaningful conversation about life and then go peacefully their separate ways.

The three men suddenly awaken in their beds and each proclaims, "Oh thank God that was a dream, I thought I had gone to Hell!"