It is not widely know but Adolf Hitler frequented psychics for advice and guidance. He once went to a fortune teller and asked the date of his death.
After carefully peering into the future the psychic said, "I cannot see the exact date of the passing, but I can see that it will be on a Jewish holiday."
"And which Jewish holiday will this be," Hitler asked.
"It does not matter," she replied." Whatever day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
A Christian walks into a bar and says, "I will have a glass of water, as Jesus turned water to wine."
A Muslim joined the Christian at the bar and said "I too will have a glass of water, as Muhammad taught my people alcohol leads to violence and sin."
Finally a Jew joins the two at the bar and says, "I will also have water, as Moses leaving the land of Egypt could have wanted nothing more."
The three sit down at their table and have a deep meaningful conversation about life and then go peacefully their separate ways.
The three men suddenly awaken in their beds and each proclaims, "Oh thank God that was a dream, I thought I had gone to Hell!"
So a Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walk into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A Middle Eastern oil sheik needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors advised that they should store his blood type in case the need arises.
Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out internationally to a number of countries. Finally, a Jewish man was located who had the same type of blood and he willingly donated his blood to the Muslim man.
After the surgery the sheik sent the Jew a thank you card for giving his blood along with a very expensive new car as a token of his appreciation.
Unfortunately, the oil sheik had to go through a corrective surgery soon after. His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the sheik sent the Jew a thank you card and a small box of candy.
The Jew was shocked to see that the Middle Eastern man had this time sent something much less extravagant. He knew the sheik was filthy rich! He telephoned him and discreetly inquired as to why this time his generosity had been so much less.
"Well," the oil sheik explained, "You have to remember, I have Jewish blood now."
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