Ringing Grandma's Bell

One Sunday morning Katie received a telephone call that her grandfather had just passed away. She immediately went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied her grandma. "Many years ago, realizing our advancing age, we figured out the best time to make love was when the church bells would start to ring on Sunday mornings. The bells were just the right rhythm, ice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along he'd still be alive today!"