She Needs A Banking Bailout

A young college woman came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" asked the dad.

"You told me to put my money in the bank, and now the bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying 'Insufficient Funds'."