When Amish Folk Go To The Mall

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall for the first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is, Son."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls slid closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up over the shiny walls.
Then the walls opened up and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."