That's Cold

Sylivia ~ Hi! Wanda.

Wanda ~ Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

Sylivia ~ I froze to death.

Wanda ~ How horrible!

Sylivia ~ It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Wanda ~ I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Sylivia ~ So, what happened?

Wanda ~ I was so sure there was another woman somewhere in the house that I started running all over the looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, but finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Sylivia ~ Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.