The Day Hitler Died

It is not widely know but Adolf Hitler frequented psychics for advice and guidance. He once went to a fortune teller and asked the date of his death.

After carefully peering into the future the psychic said, "I cannot see the exact date of the passing, but I can see that it will be on a Jewish holiday."

"And which Jewish holiday will this be," Hitler asked.

"It does not matter," she replied." Whatever day you die will be a Jewish holiday."