The Lost Wife

A man became separated from his wife in a large department store. He approached a beautiful woman and asked her, "Excuse me, I seem to have lost my wife. Do you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled and answered, "Well, I don't mind you talking but how is that going to help you find your wife?"

"Oh, trust me," the man replied. "Anytime I talk to a woman she seems to find me almost instantly."