How To Make Money In Your Spare Time

A man and an attractive woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you headed today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood. They pay you for it," she replied.

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?" the man asked.

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100!"

The woman exited the elevator, obviously a bit annoyed. The next day the man and woman happen to meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" he asked.

"Sperm bank," she mumbled with her mouth full.