The Way To Break Bad News To Your Mom

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was made and everything picked up. Then she saw a letter an on the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."

Nervously, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.

Dear Mom,
I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Dylan, and he is nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes.

Mom, I'm pregnant. Dylan already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Don't worry about us having money, we grow pot in the woods and have more than enough money from that.

In the meantime, pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Dylan can get better. He sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Jessica

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.