When You Give The Firefighters A Lot Of Bull

After the fire truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firefighters observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

Four of the firemen held a safety net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose, the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."

The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump, and then leapt off the rooftop.

As his body hurtled toward the safety net, the four firefighters shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.