Why Spell Police When You Can Just Write Cop?

Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario. As they were writing up the ticket one officer turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Mississauga?"

The other cop replied, "I don't know."

So the first one said, "Well, what are we going to do? If we spell it wrong the ticket will just get dismissed."

The second officer said, "Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?"