When Your Husband Goes Missing

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

The wife described him... "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is only 5 foot 4, he's chubby and bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"