Where Old Money Goes To Die

At the U.S. Treasury they were about to burn old worn out bills. It happened that a $20 bill and a $1 bill were on the way to the furnace when they began to chat.

The $20 bill said, "Well, I guess I had a good life. I went to Vegas, New York City, fancy restaurants, and even a couple of Caribbean cruises."

The one dollar bill replied "It sure sounds grand. Good for you. I spent most of my time in collection baskets at church."

The $20 bill asked "What's a church?"